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Punkin is almost alive!

I almost have a vehicle now! *beams* My dad just dropped my truck off at this garage in the middle of nowhere with a mechanic who is the model of those grungy tv mechanics with the little nametag patches (edgar in this case) and a uniform that hasn't been washed since he got it. I'm trusting my dad on this although I'm not sure how safe it is there (though as my sister put it "Who would steal it anyways?"). *waits hopefully*

*sighs* We've been out of milk for the past few days and I seriously think I'm going through withdrawls. I keep opening up the fridge and hoping that someone has gone to the store and bought some. Twas to no avail however and my cereal is still in the box waiting.

"I had a dream I was an INTERNET PIRATE!"

-cackles- Yes. Read the title and it explains this post entirely. More or less . . . er, and stuff. Well, as Andrew knows, I stayed up untill about eight or so in the morning, playing gunbound, and RPing. Fun stuff. So, once eight o'clock rolled around, and the person I was RPing with had to go (she's in Australia) I paused and sat there for a while, playing Phantom of the Opera over again (mind you that was about the 20th time that night/morning.)

So, after I dragged myself upstairs to my room, I sort of paused, and looked at everything, then I sort of collapsed on my bed. Somehow I woke up under the covers and everything. Well, while THAT was happening, I had the COOLEST game ever. I was an Internet Pirate! And I would download myself into the system, and then go and "dock" with other peoples "ships" (aka computers) and then I would steal all there "goods" (aka files). It was the coolest dream EVER. And everyone feared me! -cackles- Yes, ph34r the Internet Pirate of Frane!

I wish I could take their pain away...but how can I when they won't let it go?

I have completely lost any respect I ever had for about half of my extended family.

On Saturday My mom, my sisters and I went to a bridal shower for my cousin Chris' bride to be Alex, and a bridal shower for my moms cousin Terri. The bridal shower went ok all things considered, although my grandma (who is very judgmental and is constantly making excuses for her actions) was glaring in my direction during most of the shower because I was sitting next to my cousin sara (chris's little sister) who has completely rebelled against her LDS upbringing and is the model of Hot Topic goth/punk-ness(much to my grandma's disapproval). It didn't really surprise me when my grandma snuck out of the shower early without so much as a backward glance at any of us, although after Alex opened the presents from the bridesmaid it was probably for the best.
After the shower we went out to the van to go to the other shower only to find that our van (the same van which stranded us in the middle of Death Valley in 113 degree weather and which my dad had finished fixing the day before) would not start and no one could get it to work. Which meant that we all had to pile into my cousins cars to be able to reach the baby shower on time. After a good amount of swearing and back talk between my cousins we finally got divided up and on our way. Shelli and I went with Sara's sisters Emily (who is getting married in october) and Bethany, while my mom and the rest of my sisters went with Sara and her mom. After arriving at the shower I was shocked with the difference between My cousins and my Mom's cousins. Sara and her siblings clothed in black and chains, Terri and her siblings in pastels. Sara and Bethany left soon after we arrived to go drop some of Sara's friends off at their homes while I sat with my family and chatted with Terri and her family. After a while Sara came back and she and bethany convinced Emily to give them a ride to emily's house (They didn't look like they felt comfortable around terri and her family. Emily agreed and shelli and I followed her to her car (as she was our ride previously) and we soon made it to Emily's house.
Now I have not had the best opinion of sara, emily, and bethany for a long time. I had known that Emily had been sleeping around for years and honestly wondered why she and her Fiance had even bothered to get married, and knew that sara and Beth were probably going to turn out just like her. Arriving at Emily's house did nothing to raise that opinion. The first thing I saw when I walked in was a huge stack of Porn Magazines and a collection of "Girls gone wild" DVDs. Even that wasn't much of a surprise but after seeing the rest of the house (sara fortunately put away the magazines away soon after we arrived). It was only after we sat down to watch a movie that things really started getting ugly. Entirely in an attempt to pull my chain, Sara reaches over, grabs the "girls gone wild" DVD's and asks shelli and I which one we want to watch. Now in order to fully understand how I felt at that moment you have to understand the rest of my family. I have an uncle who used to be addicted to porn and it has completely messes up his life. He's stopped looking at it now but because of his addiction he's in the middle of a very nasty divorce, and his life has pretty much been a living hell because of it, and Sara knows this nearly as well as I do, and had just offered me the very substance that destroyed his life, not 1 hour past the last time we had talked about him. I absolutely refused (much to the relief of Shelli who's eyes nearly popped out of her head when the movies were offered) and told her in no uncertain terms that, though I didn't care if she wanted to ruin her life with that junk, But I would have no part in it. She then went on to explain he philosophy that drugs, sex, and porn didn't make you a bad person (which I'm sure was her motive in offering it in the first place was for, I could tell she needed some way to justify her life choices after being around so many "goodie goodies" earlier), to which I reminded her about my uncle which started her on a rant that "Since her family was genetically programed to not be addicted to things, obviously she wasn't addicted to it either". Needless to say I was very glad when Emily came in from the other room and told Sara to knock it off. With that settled and a safer movie on the screen Sara offered me some cookies Which I accepted with the caution that there had better not be any questionable substances in them. Which started Sara off again on how drugs don't make you a bad person as she had tried Crack cocaine before and it hadn't hurt her and she's still the same old sara. Bull.
After my parents got the van fixed and dropped me off at work I was really grateful that Kholers was busy and I didn't have much time to think about the day's events. I had plenty of time afterward to ponder on it though. Honestly right now I don't hate my cousins and highly doubt that I could. I only pity them. I can guarantee that not one of them will be married in the temple and that at least one of their marriages will end up in a divorce, if not all of them. Sara and Emily will continue with their parties and their drugs, sex and porn while poor bethany, who is about 2 years younger than me, will most likely end up having slept with a boy before I even get my first kiss, not because she "loves him" but to prove to her sisters that she's just as "cool" as they are, and none of them will ever really be happy with the choices they've made.
*sighs* And there's nothing anyone can do about it.

I could really really use a hug right now.

One can never truly tell a friend just how much they mean to them, especially when it's important. Perhaps it is because of this so few friendships are as solid as they should be. In fact, a single small, rather stupid act can sometimes shatter the base if a friendship.

I have come to this realization due to rather unpleasant circumstances.

However, I would like each and every one of you, including those who no longer know me, to know that even if you decide you can't bear to see my face anymore, I'm still here. I will always be here.
If you feel like you need someone to talk to, yell at, or get an honest opinion from, I will be waiting on you hand and foot. I promise.

Just know that even if you feel that you don't have the need to socialize with me any more, I still exist, therefore I remember you and will accept you.

No matter what.

I'm sorry
Thank you.
I love you.
Thank you.
Sorry.

Just in case I haven't said it lately...

*sigh*

Another e-mail forward

My name is jenna.....i am 7 years old with blonde hair and scary eyes.  i have no nose or ears.... i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u  and say that they love u. do not break!

 

*...can't......stop....laughing.....*

What I really wonder is how she typed that up and sent it. Maybe she was blessed enough to still have fingers, although typing with decomposing fingers has got to be a messy pastime.

Ani=Amused.
Ani= dead tonight as she is not going to forward the e-mail in the next 5 minutes.
Ani also=still can't stop laughing.

BTW Justin tonight may be a good time for me to learn how to disarm someone with a knife in their hand *grins* that is IF "jenna" hasn't decomposed to the point where she can no longer hold a knife.

Grandma always sent the weirdest e-mails

Did you know that everything has a gender?

For example:-

1) Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers - They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if you push the wrong ones.

3) Tire - Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges - Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.

8) Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.

9) Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control - Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male.
But consider this; it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.



And my grandma sent this to me. I'm beginning to understand why my family is so weird.